10 Books That Beetlejuice Would NEVER Write

written by: TigerLover (clearly NOT written by Beetlejuice)

10. Getting Involved In Your Community

9. Beetlejuice's Guide to Proper Etiquette

8. Good Roadhouse-Keeping

7. How to Lose Weight and Feel Great

6. Change is Good: Bettering Yourself by Changing Your Style

5. The Joy of Work

4. Humans Are the Enemy!!!

3. Full Confessions of My Crimes

2. Getting Along With Your Siblings: How I Became Closer to My Brother

1. The Bible