Donny Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Written by TigerLover

The original song is ''Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy (no, not THAT Elmo - Ha!) This parody is sung in the same beat.


"Hey, Lyds! You'll never guess what happened last night!"

"Why? What happened last night?"


Donny got run over by a reindeer!

Walkin' home from Ma's house Christmas Eve!

Now, some may say there's no such thing as Santa

But, what he did for me, makes me believe!


Lydia: "That's because you spiked the egg-nog!"

"Then, you pushed him in the snow."

"Your poor brother was so plastered..."

"...I'm surprised that your parents didn't know."


BJ: "But, he won't be there Christmas morning!"

"It'll be weeks before he's back!"

"Even thought I am so thankful...."

"...I really wish it had been a sandworm attack!"


Donny got run over by a reindeer!

Walkin' home from Ma's house Christmas Eve!

Now, some may say there's no such thing as Santa

But, what he did for me, makes me believe!


Lydia: "What about your mom and father?"

"I'm sure, at least, they wish him well."

"After all, he is your brother..."

"...but, I'm sure all of his gifts, you'd gladly sell."


BJ: "It's true that Ma's got stacks of presents."

"All from Donnyjuice, you see..."

"So, I plan to rewrite his gift tags..."

"...and make like all his junk was bought by me!"


Donny got run over by a reindeer!

Walkin' home from Ma's house Christmas Eve!

Now, some may say there's no such thing as Santa

But, what he did for me, makes me believe!


Lydia: "How can you speak this way on Christmas?"

"He's your brother, Beetlejuice -- geez!"

"What about those pretty candles?"

"The ones he made for you last Christmas Eve."


BJ: "Hey, none of this is all my doing!"

"Santa ran him over himself!"

"It ain't my fault they give a license..."

"...to a guy who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!"


Oh!

Donny got run over by a reindeer!

Walkin' home from Ma's house Christmas Eve!

Now, some may say there's no such thing as Santa

But, what he did for me makes, me belieee--eee--eeeve!


End Song