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Top 10 Things That Beetlejuice Would Never Say
written by: Adrienne
10) "I have the overwhelming urge to pay my rent on time. Which means I need to get a job!"
9) "Yeee-haw, Monster! Can I sing along?"
8) "The Neitherworld needs more tap-dancing spiders. How 'bout a whole chorus line of 'em?"
7) "Hey, Jacques! I'll pay ya to be my personal trainer, ol' buddy, ol' pal!"
6) "Gee, I really need to cut down on my daily intake of insects."
5) "Can I borrow your tie, Donny?"
4) "I wanna be just like you, Pop!"
3) "Lyds, you look
fabulous
in pink!"
2) "I should clean this dump..."
1) "...and have Delia redecorate."
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